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Post by wetpaint on Nov 28, 2006 22:54:26 GMT -5
Denial is different however. Ignorance is a deaf man walking across train tracks and getting hit by the train, he is not mad at himself for not realizing there is a train there. Denial is a fully conscious man who tries to convince himself the train is not coming, when he dies, he will be mad that he didn't jump out of the way when he had the chance. And religion is a man who walks across the train tracks KNOWING that he will die from the train smashing his skull, but does it anyway because he thinks there is a "Heaven." [somewhat joking here, don't get mad] |
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Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 28, 2006 22:56:30 GMT -5
It's all good, I kinda figured you were joking.
That does however apply to some weird extremist Mormons, although (and I don't know this for sure) Christianity does not reward suicide to get into Heaven.
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Post by wetpaint on Nov 28, 2006 23:01:02 GMT -5
Yeah, there was a lady who jumped in front of a bus because she thought God would save her.
She died.
;D
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Post by wetpaint on Nov 28, 2006 23:01:19 GMT -5
Not joking, that really happened.
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Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 28, 2006 23:03:54 GMT -5
If she was ACTUALLY Christian or had even seen Bruce Almighty she would have known God wouldn't have done it.
The word DARWIN, is flashing in big neon letter in my head right now.
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Post by wetpaint on Nov 28, 2006 23:20:50 GMT -5
The word DARWIN, is flashing in big neon letter in my head right now. Exactly, survival of the fittest. I am of the opinion that we should just shoot all the dumb people to clean out the gene pool and then restart society as an anarchic commune. But that's just me. |
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Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 28, 2006 23:26:23 GMT -5
Nah, because the dumb people make the smart people smarter when the die. So our progress forward is larger. Plus, we would have to high expectations, make smart people dumb, and geniuses normal. and according to God's Debris we then make our doom and God's reassembly much sooner.
A less philosophical theory is that dumb people make the rest of the world look good (unless they're the president coughcough, then they make a whole nation look not so good).
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Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 28, 2006 23:30:30 GMT -5
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Post by wetpaint on Nov 29, 2006 11:44:45 GMT -5
according to God's Debris we then make our doom and God's reassembly much sooner. That book owns. And yeah, I forgot that dumb people can be pretty funny. Like the guy who wanted to cure his athsma by inflating his lungs, so he duct taped a ShopVac to his mouth and set it to blow. Of course he ended up popping his lunga and dying. GOOD JOB. |
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Post by wetpaint on Nov 29, 2006 11:45:35 GMT -5
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Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 29, 2006 20:37:23 GMT -5
Stupid people can make a day GREAT!!!  |
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Post by mauvais on Nov 30, 2006 16:10:38 GMT -5
depends on how you'd define stupid.....sometimes guys can be so stupid....no, either they don't know...or they know and don't care....or they don't know and don't care.....i know this guy who is so incredibly clueless, sometimes i think he's just kidding around with me...and sometimes it's just him trying to hide his feelings....
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Post by wetpaint on Nov 30, 2006 18:13:18 GMT -5
depends on how you'd define stupid.....sometimes guys can be so stupid....no, either they don't know...or they know and don't care....or they don't know and don't care.....i know this guy who is so incredibly clueless, sometimes i think he's just kidding around with me...and sometimes it's just him trying to hide his feelings.... Well you certainly have problems don't you. ;D |
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Post by mauvais on Nov 30, 2006 18:28:29 GMT -5
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Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 30, 2006 21:51:39 GMT -5
Nah, I'm talking stupid like Wetpaint at sports competition, kind of stupid. ;D Like my kind of stupid, intentional stupid is cool.  |
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Post by chinchillathekilla on Nov 30, 2006 22:56:20 GMT -5
yeah, or like me trying to tell someone about computers
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Post by wetpaint on Nov 30, 2006 23:17:20 GMT -5
Or like a conservative getting an IQ test.
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Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 30, 2006 23:23:37 GMT -5
HAHAHA, see, that is the kind of stupid that is funny!
Speaking of funny didja hear what Michael Richards did on Laugh Factory?
My respect for him dropped a few notches...
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Post by wetpaint on Dec 5, 2006 19:59:44 GMT -5
HAHAHA, see, that is the kind of stupid that is funny! Speaking of funny didja hear what Michael Richards did on Laugh Factory? My respect for him dropped a few notches... Actually, I just posted a thread about that. |
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Post by Sgtpepper on Dec 5, 2006 21:57:35 GMT -5
Really, I must find it then.
Still, Kramer was fucking hilarious.
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Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 6, 2006 19:54:39 GMT -5
yeah, seinfeld show was pretty good
michael richards carrer is now a flaming bag o poo
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Post by mauvais on Dec 6, 2006 20:09:58 GMT -5
and um...how did my poem thread bird walk as far as seinfeld, mmmm? lets hear some of your guy's poems
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Post by Sgtpepper on Dec 6, 2006 22:59:38 GMT -5
Mauvais, I was wondering when that comment was coming.
If you'dlike to see poems by Wetpaint, Chinchilla, and myself, please look at the thread about the KFC logo being read from space.
Chinchilla, you're right, his carreer is now a flaming bag o' poo!
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Post by mauvais on Dec 6, 2006 23:39:32 GMT -5
i already did....there are a lot worse things than wendy's chili...
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Post by Sgtpepper on Dec 7, 2006 19:52:38 GMT -5
Eh, who cares, we happened choose Wendy's chili as our "victim".
We could have chosen, marine life fecal matter, or put less delicately FISH SHIT!
But hey, Wendy's chili was a mockery waiting to happen. ;D
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