If Apple made a cell phone..

[wetpaint]

A lot of people seem to want an Apple cell phone. An "iPhone" if you will.

Well here are some mockups that people have done.

appleiphone.blogspot.com/

The highlights:

[Sgtpepper]

An Apple phone would be cool.

I don't think Apple would make it look so much like an iPod.

But, if any of those become a phone, I'd say it'd be one of the last two.

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sgtpepper said:

An Apple phone would be cool.

I don't think Apple would make it look so much like an iPod.

But, if any of those become a phone, I'd say it'd be one of the last two.

Well, they're not allowed to use the "iPhone" name, someone else already trademarked it. But they are supposedly going to make it play music, so it would look SOMETHING like an iPod.

[Sgtpepper]

Yeah, I know they'd make it play music.

But they wouldn't want it to look like a morphed iPod.

[wetpaint]

Another interesting Apple tidbit:

Woot had a Photoshop contest to see what it would look like if Apple rebranded an existing company. Here are some of the results:

[Sgtpepper]

DUDE! I love that Death Star one!

Those are pretty schweet. ;D

[spagbol]

The iRaq slogan should be "Torture Different."

[Sgtpepper]

HAHA, that would be good.

[arwen]

I like the Chocolate phone better than any of those Apple ones.

www.verizonwireless.com/chocolate/

[Sgtpepper]

Nah, they're not that great.

Crappy headphones, low song capacity, buttons are either too sensitive or not enough.

The sliding feature is kinda cool though.

[chinchillathekilla]

It would definately ruin it if Apple made thier phone look a lot like an iPod, like the first and last picture

[chinchillathekilla]

Heehee.

iPoo.

[Sgtpepper]

I've seen pictures of iToilets.

They're hysterical! ;D

[chinchillathekilla]

well?

Try and post them!!

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chinchillathekilla said:

well?

Try and post them!!

For years, Apple has proudly manufactured slow, unreliable, stupid looking computers and sold them at ridiculously high prices!

And with the recent unveiling of the new iMac, Steve Jobs had an idea.

"I have an idea!" he said. "Since most folks seem to think our new iMac is just a really really expensive desk lamp, maybe we should start manufacturing household appliances!"

Steve then danced around a bit, before adding "Hey! Since we're in the business of making crap, why not start with a toilet?!"

And so the iToilet was born. Apple fanatics the world over applauded the idea. Everyone else paid no attention.


Flushing made easy
It's not just your money that goes down the drain!

People with bog-standard (no pun intended) toilets have to pull a stupid chain when they want to flush. The Apple iToilet also has a chain, but try as you might, pulling it won't have any effect. We did the same thing with the eject button on the G4.

But flushing the iToilet is very easy! In fact, the flushing procedure will be very familiar if you've ever used an Apple computer, as it works in much the same way as ejecting a disc or deleting a file. Follow these simple steps for a first class ticket to flushing heaven:

STEP 1: Pick up the items you wish to dispose of (yes, really.)
STEP 2: Drag said items to the waste disposal area.
STEP 3: A message will pop up asking if you really want to delete the items. STEP 4: Click the yes button.
STEP 5: Wash your hands.

[wetpaint]

Well this is just becoming the "Post Apple Mockups" thread, isn't it..

[Sgtpepper]

Who cares?

Thanks for posting those by the way, I forgot where I'd seen 'em.

[chinchillathekilla]

Apple mockups are the fruit of this thread.

Ha ha!

[Sgtpepper]

Har har har...