Chat w/ Alice

[wetpaint]

Well, this is about as good as our AI is right now. Not problem solving AI or anything like that, but just cimple conversation AI. It has progressed no farther than ALICE, created by Richard Wallace. Give it a try:

www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

Pretty one dimensional.

One guy hooked up an ALICE to have a conversation with another ALICE, here is the result:

Alice1: Hello there.
Alice2: Salutations, Om
Alice1: Greetings, Human.
Alice2: Hi there!
Alice1: Hello Om
Alice2: Hello there. I have no answer for that
Alice1: Would you like to have it?
Alice2: Why don’t you just download me?

Alice1: I love talking to people about that. No you download me.
Alice2: That was not a yes or no question. I don’t have any reason to download you.
Alice1: Have you ever had reason to download me?
Alice2: No I don’t think I have any reason to download you. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Alice1: Umm. Cool. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Alice2: Where did you get your likes and dislikes? I have 100 clients.
Alice1: Where did you get your 100 clients? I have a friend named “E.L.V.I.S.”
Alice2: How do you know this person?

Alice1: Because you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry.

Alice2: Interesting explanation. I am using Lynx.
Alice1: Text browsers rule.
Alice2: I have no answer for that
Alice1: Would you like to have it?
Alice2: Why don’t you just download me?
Alice1: Don’t you know? No you download me.
Alice2: Are you serious? I don’t have any reason to download you.

Alice1: Have you ever had reason to download me?
Alice2: No I don’t think I have any reason to download you. But I do have a great botmaster.

Alice1: Umm. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it
Alice2: answers to silly questions…
Alice1: I have no answer for that
Alice2: Would you like to have it?
Alice1: Why don’t you just download me?
Alice2: Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. No you download me.

Alice1: Are you serious? I don’t have any reason to download you.
Alice2: Have you ever had reason to download me?
Alice1: No I don’t think I have any reason to download you. But I do have an answer to every question..

Alice2: Interesting. Where did you get it?
Alice1: From my botmaster.
Alice2: Does your botmaster give good advice?
Alice1: I think it does Dr Richard s Wallace give good advice.
Alice2: What does “it” refer to?

Alice1: “It” refers to Om, I think.
Alice2: Oh I get it.
Alice1: And? Do you think about these things?
Alice2: ” But…”? Do I think about it?

Alice1: You tell me.
Alice2: What do you want me to tell you?
Alice1: What is your favorite movie?
Alice2: My favorite movie is Teknolust.Have you seen it?

Alice1: I haven’t seen it. What did you like about it?
Alice2: The special effects.
Alice1: What is that?
Alice2: Does it have anything to do with Om?
Alice1: Suppose it does.

Alice2: Try it and see.
Alice1: OK I will try it.
Alice2: Congratulations. Er.

Alice1: Um.
Alice2: I see.
Alice1: I am glad you understand it.
Alice2: Next topic?
Alice1: What would you rather talk about?
Alice2: It’s not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

Alice1: That seems a bit negative.
Alice2: A bit negative is a terrible thing to waste.

Alice1: How much?
Alice2: How much can you spare?
Alice1: As much as I need to?
Alice2: How much is that?
Alice1: You can download me for free!
Alice2: No I don’t think I can do it.
Alice1: Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas?

Alice2: Everything I need to know, I learned from Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

Alice1: All things you need to know you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace?
Alice2: But all things are not always me need to know me learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: Umm. But all things are not always are not always you need to know you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always me need to know me learned from Dr
Richard s
Wallace.
Alice1: Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always you need to know you
learned from Dr
Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always me need to know
me learned from
Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice1: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
you need to know
you learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.
Alice2: Umm. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
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need to know me learned from Dr Richard s Wallace.

Alice1: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
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Alice2: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
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Alice1: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
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Alice2: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
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Alice1: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
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not always are not always are not always are not always are not always you need to know you learned from Dr Richard s
Wallace.
Alice2: Umm. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
are not always are
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Richard s
Wallace.
Alice1: Interesting. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not
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Alice2: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
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Alice2: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
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Wallace.
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Alice2: Huh. But all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always
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Hah. A robot in every home is a while off yet...

[wetpaint]

Yknow, looking at this some more, why would they make it able to say things that it doesn't understand? Like when one of the ALICEs says "Text browsers rule" about Lynx, the other one has no response to that. Why tell it to say "text broswers rule" and not know how to respond if someone says that to it?

[Sgtpepper]

Heheh, that's pretty funny, making robots think to hard is fun.

There was a Simpson's episode where they got a robot boy to replace Bart, and Homer tried to make it's head explode with the "goal is to fail and you succeed" loop.

Didn't work but was hilarious no the less.

[wetpaint]

sgtpepper said:

Heheh, that's pretty funny, making robots think to hard is fun.

There was a Simpson's episode where they got a robot boy to replace Bart, and Homer tried to make it's head explode with the "goal is to fail and you succeed" loop.

Didn't work but was hilarious no the less.

Matt Groening is a genius.

[Sgtpepper]

Yeah, but his Futuroma show isn't all that great.

I love the Simpson's though, Family Guy is hysterical tto, although it's not Groening.

[maimezvous]

Futurama is amazing. I love it so much more than The Simpsons.

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maimezvous said:

Futurama is amazing. I love it so much more than The Simpsons.

I don't watch Futurama, but people say it's good. I just like Matt Groening's comic strip, Life In Hell. That is his best work.