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CHUCK.
Nov 18, 2006 16:59:39 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 18, 2006 16:59:39 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
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CHUCK.
Nov 18, 2006 17:12:13 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Nov 18, 2006 17:12:13 GMT -5
YES
a good idea for a new strand
Chuck norris uses a night light
its not because chuk norris is afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of chuck norris!
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CHUCK.
Nov 18, 2006 17:26:42 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 18, 2006 17:26:42 GMT -5
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
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CHUCK.
Nov 18, 2006 23:00:43 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 18, 2006 23:00:43 GMT -5
WHY?!?!?
WHY MUST YOU START A CHUCK NORRIS THREAD?!?!?!
*weep*
Anyways, Chucky, can hear silence.
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CHUCK.
Nov 19, 2006 18:49:34 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 19, 2006 18:49:34 GMT -5
Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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CHUCK.
Nov 19, 2006 22:35:37 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Nov 19, 2006 22:35:37 GMT -5
WHY?!?!? WHY MUST YOU START A CHUCK NORRIS THREAD?!?!?! *weep* Anyways, Chucky, can hear silence. hear the silence? whats that supposed to mean? |
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CHUCK.
Nov 20, 2006 20:32:21 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 20, 2006 20:32:21 GMT -5
hear the silence? whats that supposed to mean? Well, can YOU hear the silence? |
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CHUCK.
Nov 20, 2006 20:32:54 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 20, 2006 20:32:54 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once ate a Rubik's Cube and pooped it out solved.
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CHUCK.
Nov 20, 2006 23:42:30 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 20, 2006 23:42:30 GMT -5
Chuck Norris went back in time and fathered himself...
WITH HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!
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CHUCK.
Nov 21, 2006 20:30:13 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 21, 2006 20:30:13 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
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CHUCK.
Nov 21, 2006 22:12:32 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Nov 21, 2006 22:12:32 GMT -5
hehe
the death star can decimate a planet in 10 seconds
Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick can decimate a planet in under a second
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CHUCK.
Nov 21, 2006 22:22:27 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 21, 2006 22:22:27 GMT -5
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
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CHUCK.
Nov 23, 2006 12:57:34 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Nov 23, 2006 12:57:34 GMT -5
is there a website with all these Chuck jokes??
link me pleeze
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CHUCK.
Nov 25, 2006 19:16:53 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 25, 2006 19:16:53 GMT -5
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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CHUCK.
Nov 29, 2006 20:51:51 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 29, 2006 20:51:51 GMT -5
Ah, good stuff.
The bogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
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Ralbane
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CHUCK.
Nov 29, 2006 21:59:23 GMT -5
Post by Ralbane on Nov 29, 2006 21:59:23 GMT -5
Let it be known!
Chuck Norris = Interwebs.
You've been warned.
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CHUCK.
Nov 29, 2006 22:52:32 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 29, 2006 22:52:32 GMT -5
Chuck Norris was very recently an answer on Jeopardy.
It made me laugh rather hard.
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CHUCK.
Nov 29, 2006 23:13:39 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 29, 2006 23:13:39 GMT -5
Let it be known! Chuck Norris = Interwebs. You've been warned. And what is wrong with the interwebs? |
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CHUCK.
Nov 29, 2006 23:14:23 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 29, 2006 23:14:23 GMT -5
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
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CHUCK.
Nov 29, 2006 23:17:56 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 29, 2006 23:17:56 GMT -5
This is very true.
Chuck Norris also uses his balls as bludgeoning devices.
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CHUCK.
Nov 29, 2006 23:19:29 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 29, 2006 23:19:29 GMT -5
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
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CHUCK.
Nov 29, 2006 23:23:19 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 29, 2006 23:23:19 GMT -5
Then, bit off his own umbilical cord.
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CHUCK.
Nov 30, 2006 11:32:22 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 30, 2006 11:32:22 GMT -5
Then, bit off his own umbilical cord. Much Pain. |
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CHUCK.
Nov 30, 2006 11:36:29 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 30, 2006 11:36:29 GMT -5
Not for Chuck Norris.
Someone kicked Chuck Norris in the balls and hurt their shin.
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CHUCK.
Nov 30, 2006 19:36:24 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Nov 30, 2006 19:36:24 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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