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CHUCK.
Nov 30, 2006 19:39:44 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Nov 30, 2006 19:39:44 GMT -5
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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CHUCK.
Nov 30, 2006 21:46:36 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 30, 2006 21:46:36 GMT -5
Duh, did you actually believe the official government press release?!?!
Chuck is ever present.
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CHUCK.
Nov 30, 2006 23:20:10 GMT -5
Post by wetpaint on Nov 30, 2006 23:20:10 GMT -5
While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.
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CHUCK.
Nov 30, 2006 23:24:29 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Nov 30, 2006 23:24:29 GMT -5
OHHHH....
So that's why they smell so bad.
I gotcha now.
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CHUCK.
Dec 2, 2006 13:34:46 GMT -5
Post by mauvais on Dec 2, 2006 13:34:46 GMT -5
tsk tsk.
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CHUCK.
Dec 2, 2006 15:52:11 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 2, 2006 15:52:11 GMT -5
tsk tsk. aww, come on chuck is god
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CHUCK.
Dec 2, 2006 19:18:26 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Dec 2, 2006 19:18:26 GMT -5
Not quite.
Chuck Norris is EVERYTHING.
He just is the ever present Chuck.
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CHUCK.
Dec 5, 2006 18:35:21 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 5, 2006 18:35:21 GMT -5
Not quite. Chuck Norris is EVERYTHING. He just is the ever present Chuck. true, true
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CHUCK.
Dec 5, 2006 19:48:14 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Dec 5, 2006 19:48:14 GMT -5
Uhuh.
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CHUCK.
Dec 6, 2006 20:05:43 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 6, 2006 20:05:43 GMT -5
have you seen Dodgeball? Chuck Norris was a dodgeball judge at the end AWESOME
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CHUCK.
Dec 6, 2006 22:54:21 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Dec 6, 2006 22:54:21 GMT -5
Man, Chuck Norris would PWN everyone in didgeball!! ;D
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CHUCK.
Dec 7, 2006 20:56:05 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 7, 2006 20:56:05 GMT -5
dude, he would roundhouse kick the ball into their crotch, then fart fire onto them
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CHUCK.
Dec 7, 2006 21:01:26 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 7, 2006 21:01:26 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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CHUCK.
Dec 7, 2006 21:02:05 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 7, 2006 21:02:05 GMT -5
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CHUCK.
Dec 7, 2006 22:11:18 GMT -5
Post by mauvais on Dec 7, 2006 22:11:18 GMT -5
'Tis geez....i guess i've rubbed off on you guys more than i thought...
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CHUCK.
Dec 7, 2006 22:53:40 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Dec 7, 2006 22:53:40 GMT -5
Nah, it just makes us sound bearably nerdy, it contrasts the Chuck jokes.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...
TWICE!!
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CHUCK.
Dec 8, 2006 18:17:43 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 8, 2006 18:17:43 GMT -5
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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CHUCK.
Dec 8, 2006 18:23:09 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 8, 2006 18:23:09 GMT -5
OMFG TOTAL LOLAGE www.chucknorris.com/click on stuff...... read about the Almighty there is even a Christian page!!!!
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CHUCK.
Dec 9, 2006 13:21:34 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Dec 9, 2006 13:21:34 GMT -5
HAHAHA.
DUDE, that stuff rocks!
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CHUCK.
Dec 9, 2006 20:14:19 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 9, 2006 20:14:19 GMT -5
"hi, this is Chuck Norris, and I would like to personally welcome you to my official website." that cracks me up every time
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CHUCK.
Dec 10, 2006 20:29:33 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Dec 10, 2006 20:29:33 GMT -5
Yeah, that was t3h funn-eh!
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CHUCK.
Dec 13, 2006 18:21:13 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 13, 2006 18:21:13 GMT -5
have you read some of the shit he's WRITTEN??
LOLERS
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CHUCK.
Dec 21, 2006 22:17:05 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Dec 21, 2006 22:17:05 GMT -5
They should make a new "Chucky" movie.
But instead of an evil doll, it should be a whole two hours of Chuck Norris round-housing zombies.
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CHUCK.
Dec 23, 2006 14:55:34 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 23, 2006 14:55:34 GMT -5
that would be SOOO entertaining
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CHUCK.
Dec 23, 2006 14:57:22 GMT -5
Post by spagbol on Dec 23, 2006 14:57:22 GMT -5
Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
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