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CHUCK.
Dec 23, 2006 15:02:18 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 23, 2006 15:02:18 GMT -5
chuck Norris lost HIS virginity before his Dad did.
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CHUCK.
Dec 23, 2006 16:54:35 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Dec 23, 2006 16:54:35 GMT -5
DUH!
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CHUCK.
Dec 24, 2006 20:00:59 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 24, 2006 20:00:59 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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CHUCK.
Dec 24, 2006 20:13:45 GMT -5
Post by Sgtpepper on Dec 24, 2006 20:13:45 GMT -5
And his urine causes cancer.
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CHUCK.
Dec 25, 2006 16:56:10 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 25, 2006 16:56:10 GMT -5
And his spit causes leprosy
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CHUCK.
Dec 25, 2006 16:58:15 GMT -5
Post by spagbol on Dec 25, 2006 16:58:15 GMT -5
And his blood causes children to sprout up from the ground wherever it is spilled.
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CHUCK.
Dec 25, 2006 17:00:00 GMT -5
Post by chinchillathekilla on Dec 25, 2006 17:00:00 GMT -5
His snot can Kill those children.
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